Little taco surprise

silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

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silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

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elreyputo:

Gays when their shoes sound like heels

Originally posted by anangstyblackgirl

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mishasminions:

CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A FREAKING GEM.
”thAT’s hAirSPray IN mY eYES!!!”

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kerosene:

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

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rapling:

me: i hate astrology
horoscope: youre beautiful
me:

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fatgirlopinions:

Absolutely me

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milkee-way:

grimeclown:
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

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audible-smiles:

laughingsquid:
A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury
feeties

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sourcedumal:

secretallie:
Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.
Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:
To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.

No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

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repost-this-image:

this wins

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l-nobby-l:

helloitsbees:
hypersexualsportswear:
Schrödinger’s vaguepost
this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

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judgejudy:

these bots are becoming more advanced with each passing day

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